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Volume III, Issue 1
Fall 2007


                                                    Animals in a Cage

Imagine a large pen with cute rabbits inside.  The rabbits are well fed and there is enough room for them to
exercise.  They sleep well and get along with each other.  As a result, they are happy and healthy.

Now the rabbits are moved to a much smaller cage with limited food.  They become anxious and fight among
themselves when food is presented so that a lot of their food is wasted.  There is no longer room for them to
run.  Also, a coyote has discovered the pen.  The rabbits live in fear.  Because of all this, they are not happy
or healthy.

We are the rabbits.  Prejudices are the smaller cage.  The resources of our planet are the food.  War is the
coyote.
                    --Larry Yost

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                                                    Coffee Cake

    There is no better breakfast on a weekend morning than a cup of coffee and a nice piece of coffee cake.  
Mix together the following ingredients:
    4 well beaten eggs
    1 cup sugar
    1 cup vegetable oil
    2 cups flour
    1 ½ teaspoon baking powder
    ½ teaspoon salt
    
    For a fruit flavors, pour half the batter into a greased 9 x 13 pan.  Add a 16 ounce can of fruit filling and
then the remaining batter.  Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon.  Bake at 325 for 40 minutes.  Frost with a
glaze of powdered sugar and milk.
    For caramel flavor, mix 1 cup brown sugar with ¼ cup melted butter.  Put all the batter into the 9 x 13
pan.  Then crumble the brown sugar/butter mixture on top.  Swirl into the batter with a knife.  Bake at 325
for 40 minutes.  Yummy.
                            --Helen Yost


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                                                    The One

All of the clean moments that came easily before
Wooden eyes akin to the shadows of an amber forest floor
Early autumn, my biggest surprise, those eyes
Demurely folded, purely, with promised ties
Single, though devoted was he, I unknowing, but aware
Silence, I expressed silence, prediction I was to bear
Inquisitive wooden eyes, melting into penetrating daydreams
Shared dreams that may fall into future sorrowed streams
A quiet year ached to pass him by, he was not mine
Solemn, he breathed with officially borrowed time
Questioning glances, easy at a distance, notable
Wish of a touch, a hint of his being approachable
I turned with one last look, and he was looking back at me
As he stood beneath the sheltering shade of an oak tree

                    --Lisa A. Dauscher


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                                                    From The Past -- Historical news items
                                                            gleaned from the morgue of the defunct
                                                            Silver Lake Pioneer-Commercial

26 Years Ago
December 31, 1981 Pioneer Commercial
The end of an era in Minnesota sports occurred a couple of weeks ago.  Metropolitan Stadium in
Bloomington, the site of numerous unforgettable major league sports events, hosted its final event prior to
its meeting with the wrecking ball. The event was a gridiron clash between the Minnesota Vikings and the
Kansas City Chiefs.  Four young Silver Lake residents were witnesses at the historic
event: twins Kendall and Keith Bielema, Eldon "Goof" Ball and Scott Rustad.  The group brought home some
tangible pieces of the stadium and other souvenirs, including foam padding from a centerfield grandstand, an
armrest -- Eldon forgot the socket set in his El Camino so they had to leave the rest of the seat behind -- and
a chunk of porcelein from a restroom toilet bowl and a Lonnie Warwick keychain. The foursome are
planning to put the items on display soon at the historical museum. And the brats and kraut were as good as
ever, they said.

50 Years Ago
November 11, 1957 Pioneer Commercial
Dr. B. F. Diele, former Silver Lake dentist now living in California, widely known as an adventurer, author,
lecturer, conservationist and deacon at Silver Lake Lutheran, has authored a new novel of the Indian
uprising in Minnesota in 1862. Entitled "Holy Cripes, What Do We Do Now?!", the novel has just been
published by Good Read Books, Inc., of Denver, Colo. Dr. Diele was born near Morton, Minnesota, where he
learned to know and understand his neighbors, the Sioux Indians.

90 Years Ago
October 12, 1917 Pioneer Commercial
The number of arrests made in any community varies inversely with "the degree of wetness or dryness" of
that community is the explanation young Sheriff Tom Larson gave yesterday for the small number of
persons who were detained last year in the county jail. Last year, the first dry year in Poplar County, shows
the fewest number of persons, who were "sent up to Sheriff Larson's reception
parlors on the hill" for many years. There were 31 persons detained in the county jail in 1916. In 1915, the
last wet year, there were 48.

The teachers at Brownton will return from their Thanksgiving vacations after moving into their new home
on the school grounds. The housekeeper for the teachers' club is Miss Beattie Hanson. State Inspector Bjorn
Kildegaard said that the Brownton teachers' manse will prove "epoch-making in the history of education in
Minnesota".
       --compiled by Mrs. Trygve Strindberg

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                                                            Tornado

    I met this guy in a bar the other night.  His name is John.  We got to talking about how he lives on a
farm with his family, his mom and his brother’s family.  They have three houses.  Telling about the three
houses led to describing how they are physically arranged, which led to the story of a tornado destroyed the
house that was previously on one of the building sites.
    John was watching an NBA game by himself at his house, about a quarter mile away from the other two
houses.  The weather alert scrolling across the bottom of the screen didn’t make much of an impression on
him.  However, when a tree came flying through the air by the picture window beside the TV he ran down
into the basement.  The southwest corner had stuff piled in it, so he went to the northwest corner.  There was
nothing to hold on to, and he hunkered down against the cement wall.
    Within seconds the house was ripped off the foundation, a three hundred pound fuel tank flew into him,
and a tree branch rammed him in the face.  Then it started to hail on him.  John staggered upstairs and saw
the devastation.  All his trees and buildings were destroyed.  His pickup was battered and sitting strangely
atop a pile of rubble.  Barefoot, he climbed the pile of nails and broken glass and got into his truck.  It
started and he drove it off the pile.  He tried to drive to the rest of his family, but every way was blocked by
fallen trees.  When he got out of the truck, he saw his dad (who was still alive at the time) running to him.  
His dad had seen that the house was gone and expected the worst.  John got a pretty big hug from his old
man that day.
    Now it’s eight years later, and John and his family have rebuilt.  Their days of wearing Salvation Army
shoes and clothes are something to joke about.  There is a new house on the site and a new pickup in the
garage.
    John is a little luckier than the people who made it through after going down with the 35W bridge – no
survivor’s guilt.  Juts a renewed sense of the joy of being alive.
                    --Fritz Urke


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    I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the
right to criticize her perpetually.
            --James Baldwin


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                                                            Patriots

    I was drafted into the Vietnam War.  I didn’t like it and I didn’t believe in what we were supposedly
fighting for, but I went.  Now we’ve got another bogus war going on and my son is there as part of a
volunteer army.  Once again, I think the politicians who started and continue this war are wrong.  That’s my
right as an American.
    It’s unfortunate, but some people make speeches and write letters to the papers saying that those of us
who don’t like their war aren’t patriots.  That is their right as Americans.  But their ideas about patriotism
are as wrong as their ideas about the war.
                    -- Pat McMahon

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Silver Lake Gazette Contributors

Helen Yost – my wife, owner of the Silver Lake Café
Fritz Urke – semi retired plumber, regular customer at the Café
Mrs. Trygve Strindberg – President of the Silver Lake Historical Society
Lisa Dauscher – librarian at Sleepy Eye High School
Pat McMahon – co-proprietor of Jack and Jill’s Quilting and Music
Larry Yost – editor (LarryYostSLG@aol.com)



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